I’d given everyone a choice, either prime ten ounce filet or two-plus pound lobster. “I told Sara about our conversation that night and we came up with a plan. Xxx The house had been completely cleaned and Sara and I had bought everything the weekend prior. We stayed in London for six days—four days of touring and enjoying the city and two days meeting with government officials while Sara enjoyed the hotel’s spa or shopping at Harrod’s or some other fine boutique recommended by our concierge. I thought the vibrations from the working machines would drive her wild. He didn’t even know that Sara existed then. She lubed me up and then helped me get the cucumber in. Yes, the days were spent sightseeing, but the nights were spent making love. Not surprisingly, I was more than ready.
