Don’t tell me that I’m cute. Her nipples were pinkish brown and they stuck straight out. Xxnx You don’t have to, but I never ever saw.”
I pushed my shorts down. Jilly was the fat college girl from our church who had been our babysitter for the last two years. “Grandpa?”
“We go to the beach practically every day for two weeks, too, when we go.”
“And he saw your boobs everyday?”
“Yup, whole bunch of guys did, too. “Fourteen inches?” I asked and laughed. “You can block it if she goes for your face or your nuts, but otherwise, tough it out.”
He’d also said, “Ninety-nine out of ninety-nine times, if a woman hits you, you deserved it.”
Well, I was on my absolute best behavior.