Me: Who is this, this is my cousins phone, why do you have it? Xxnx My dad had about five guns: a shotgun, three rifles and a pistol for protection. Man: We are only required to call the persons immediate family:mother, father and significant other. I didn’t mind, because I was enjoying myself too much, then he asked me if we could help each other, I said ok. I was just settling with the fact that we might die today, when i felt the bed shake, I looked at John, only to realize that he was masturbating under the sheets. As we passionately kissed for a good five minutes, there was a knock at the door. I said dude, “how could you do that now”, he said ” This is a very tense situation, i need some stress relief, OK!”
I said “ok, I need some
