Owl,” she asked in a little girl voice, “how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?”
“What?” Ron raised his head to look down at her. He smiled to himself, pleased that she was walking so blindly into his trap. xnx He watched her with appreciation, with concern, and with naked lust. Feeling the pressure building to critical levels in his loins he withdrew his fingers. He opened it and dumped out a round jar labeled ‘Honeydick’s Chocolate Body Paint.’
“Smartest witch in a generation you may be, Misses Hermione Weasley; but I rather doubt you will see this one coming until it is far too late.” A lecherous grin spread across his face as he removed a strawberry flavored sugar quill from his cloak.
