Horribly. “Theatre two, much the same, and the workshop.”
I gasped, “Fuck me!” There was a Norton Commando on a bike stand, and loads of bikes under bike covers. Xxnx “So?” I asked. “Oh not to worry sir, it’s a very quick procedure,” Nobby continued. Nobby followed. “Look I fucking told you,” he explained, “It ain’t fucking rocket science.”
A bell tinkled, “I say!” someone called. Pedo Cure 2016. Nobby handed me some latex gloves, “Better safe than sorry, Pedos got every disease there is, I uses fucking barrier oil, nice thick black waste oil is fucking best.”
Nobby patiently explained “First off cut their fucking strides off and see if they shit themselves, shitting themselves means they could be fucking dead which is a fucking pain.”
He snipped the pedos belt with tin snips and cut his pin striped trousers open with an oily bread knife what had
