She was even more embarrassed when I handed her some porn movies and said, “Most guys love blowjobs and anal sex. The wet spot in her jeans had grown to the size of a saucer. Xxnx I told her, “Let’s get some toys for you to practice with.” I held up two dildos in each hand and asked her, “Would you like small, medium, large, or ‘UNGH! NO! I’m really worried for her.”
I reassured my wife, “I know how to change her mind. She keeps resisting. People actually do that?”
One of the elderly gents joined in. I told her, “Let’s get some toys for you to practice with.” I held up two dildos in each hand and asked her, “Would you like small, medium, large, or ‘UNGH! I bet you can’t wait to carry one around all day, right?” She sighed and shook her head.
