Jake: “Yes, Ma’am.”
Jake Went To The Living Room And Picked Up The Phone. Who Are You Going To Picture When You Shove That Purple Dildo Up Your Pussy?”
Sara: “Stay Out Of my Drawers.”
Jake: “Answer The Question.”
Sara Ignored Him And Walked Into Her Bedroom. Xxx Rob’s A Nice Guy.”
Susan: “Be Back Before Four. Tommy: “Hello?”
Jake: “Hey Tommy, You Wanna Come Over?”
Tommy: “Spend The Night Or Come Over?”
Jake: “Both.”
Tommy: “Sure. Last Week It Was A Silver Bullet Vibrator. Sara To Self: “Jake’s Hit Puberty. Jake: “Yes, Ma’am.”
Jake Went To The Living Room And Picked Up The Phone. Jake’s Sister Walked By And Playfully Smacked Jake On The Head. Wait. He Knew His Chances Were Slim To None Seeing That Sara Never Brought A Boy Home For Sex So She Would Only Have Girl’s Toys.
