“Arm wrestle,” I said, “then the winner gets to go in front and the other takes her bum wise, she telled me when we went to the christening, cos she never knew who the father was, Aubrey, Frank, her Pa, that guy what brought the Pizza, the hiker, the guy in the hardware store, or the Football team but she figured it had to be Saturday cause her period just ended and she got warned Milo had the clap so her Pa welded up the lock on her chastity belt .”
“Hell you could talk for North Dakota!” old man Sherman announced, “No, get in line boy’s.”
“Where’s the bed?” I asked
“What in the hell you want a bed for when there’s a floor?” Old Man Sherman asked.
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Billo Gulnaz / Mr
