“What did he say, Mum? Xxx It’s so damned awkward – and embarrassing. You know, purely in the interest of medicine?”
“Well, not at the moment, no!”
Doctor Phillips raised his eyebrows. She went back into the bedroom to tell Jason what was wrong and what needed to be done to rectify it. Are you saying what I think you’re saying, Mother?”
“Probably. I have to get him to stand a good two metres – that’s about six tiles – from the toilet and let him pee up into the air while I in the meantime, make the necessary adjustments for angle and flow and attempt to guide it in the right place. If I get it wrong there can be a fair amount of mopping up I can tell you.”
“Quite.”
“So what should I do?”
“Does Jason have a girlfriend who might be able
