“Maybe you could have a car like this one day when you’ve your own Parish.” he suggested as we flew along at seventy miles an hour. Xxx “Pay, what will you want pay for with all found,” the mother superior enquired, “And Mary to set with child and your pastoral duties, will two thousand a year do?”
“When do I start?” I asked. “I shall not look sister, it is sinful!” sister Martha insisted. I did like they said and stripped to me vest, “You look a right prat Michael, take off the vest why don’t you, cock her in the Lord’s image as you were born.” Sister Pious added. “Well that’s by the bye,” Sister Emmanuel said dismissively, “But this poor lad needs some robes Martha, will you measure him please.”
“No!” Sister Martha cried, “I shall not, not with that, that thing poking out of him!”
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