I had just invented the teacher coming towards them and now I had their gratitude and them owing me “One” because of my quick thinking. Sarcastic one liners are worthless. Xxx I gently held her head in both hands and lifted her to her feet. “Oh my fucking God” she shouted as her knees raised up and her hands clamped onto the back of my head. “Would you like a drink?” I offered, being a perfect host. If they were interested then I was willing! The previous caretaker, apparently a woman whom spent a lot of time under the influence of alcohol, had let the place slide. I had three rooms, the entrance was into my open plan bedroom cum living room, there was a small kitchen and a shower room.
