Well, we have to stick together is all.”
When he finally drifts off, poke him awake, “Hey Kyle, do you need to go pee?”
“No.”
“Well I do, but I’m not going out there alone.”
“Why not?”
“Weirdoes. Xxx “Oh yes, you’re Kyle’s sister,” you’ll hear from some leering drunk trying to look down your neckline. A: Because of the 73 already-experienced brothers, 56 sleep with already-experienced sisters. “Would he peek into tents?” you wonder. (1) Avoid creaky floorboards. Ever tried the Indonesian Helicopter? (1) Virgins Both
(2) Virgin Brother
(3) Virgin Sister
(4) Virgins Neither
How does our sorority divide into these four groups? [Ghostwriter’s admonishment: Cindi, my friend, if you didn’t dream so much, you’d have finished your M.Ed.]
A hint that Mom might know something: She found Kara’s bra on the floor the next morning and acted like it was yours that must have fallen out of the basket on the way to
