“Is that the Pedo Club,” the man asked. “Hello, I’m Sharon and I’m fourteen and I am really horny and I’ve taken all my clothes off and I’m lying in my bed dreaming of you and wanking myself with three fingers deep inside my sopping pussy.”
“Is that Weatherfield Police?” the man asked. Xnxx “Oh well never mind,” I said as I watched the control room team, “I guess I’ll wait down the Dog and Duck unless your ‘sopping hole’ needs attention eh Sharon?”
“I’d take you up on that if we didn’t have and audience!” Sharon replied, “Oops,” she says, duty calls, “Good Evening, Pedo Supplies, the North West’s premier supplier of Pedophile supplies, how may I help you?”
“Oh, I wanted a twenty seven by one and a quarter inner tube,” this guy asked, “Do I have the wrong number?”
“I’m afraid so sir, this is Pedophile supplies,”
