I knew I was going to have to wash away the dirt somehow, and banging a legit female creature was the only option. I had the shock of my life when an entire family was chilling at the dinner table, barely even looking at us, let alone introduce themselves. Xxx So I asked if she could show me around, maybe even make me a drink, ’cause I hadn’t had a beer in over an hour. Lawan looked at me, smiling. Now for the record: this happened after I had the little penis-plus-boobs-in-one-package adventure. I kept going, however – if there was one thing I would get out of this freakishly weird experience, it was going to be an orgasm. When I asked her whether she lived in the neighborhood, she pointed at the house behind us. Very off-putting – to most people.
