He’s got at least another three weeks in plaster, and the pains are getting worse.”
“I’d best leave it to you, Mrs Jackson.” The doctor tapped the side of his nose. Xxx She supposed she could hire someone, a professional lady, or even arrange for a nurse to oblige. “What?”
“Sorry, Jay. I think we both need it. If I get it wrong there can be a fair amount of mopping up I can tell you.”
“Quite.”
“So what should I do?”
“Does Jason have a girlfriend who might be able to help him once in a while? He said it’s probably a build-up of seminal fluid because you…”
“What?”
“Oh dear… Because you haven’t been able to see to yourself for a while, since… well, since you lost the use of your arms, anyway.”
“My God!
Actors:
Martin Gun / Micky Muffin
