In a ludicrous Eastern European accent, Annelle spoke to her husband “Ai know zis is my first visit to zis contry, but zey are so strainge. Xxnx Everyone rolled their eyes, beginning to get bored with him shouting that all the time. Are they a Yasser Arafat tribute act? It is as bad as your infidel movies!”
“Huh-uh, huh-uh, huh-uh, like what movies, dude?” enquired #2
The answer was sharp “Like your foolish ‘Flintstones’ – my cousins in Dubai do not like it. When I used to own Yiddenham Hotspurs Football Club,” he pointed towards the good-looking but permanently bemused footballer Darren Peckham “we used to call him ‘Cartier’”
“Why was that?” asked Goodwood, puzzled.




















