I nodded seriously. Wouldn’t want anyone to think that you were dating a real live girl, now would we?” He winked. Xxnx “Sure.” I said. Her dirty blonde hair flowed elegantly to her shoulders, paradoxically looking both carelessly beautiful and precisely arranged. I would have to watch her closely, like Eric suggested. “Uh, thanks.” I replied with a forced smile, not sure how to react to that without looking weird. When baristas put whipped cream on drinks, they always put less drink in the cup to make room for the whipped cream, which seems silly to me. I decided to push the joke a little further. “Yup.” She confirmed, not getting the double entendre. She told me about her time at public middle school, how she met all of her friends, about her vacations to Mexico and Barbados, and by the end, I felt like I
