I quite liked it, talking bollocks to about twenty bored fuckers what couldn’t give a toss, “And what do you think should be done about Pedophiles?” someone asked. Xxnx “Fucking hell Al, you’re on!” I gasped. “Nah, I’ll stick it out!” I said and I tried to kip in rock hard council chair. “They need a hook up their ass.”
“You ent wrong mate,” he said thoughtfully, “Fucking hell if our lads know you wants a hook up the Pedo’s ass and the other cunts think we gone soft you could do all right on Thursday.”
“Thursday?” I asked. “Mr Althwaite seventy per cent of our active members are lesbian or homosexual!” Miss Ash exclaimed. “Since yesterday why?” I asked
“Oh, and what would like to see change in the next four years?” they asked. “Fucking wimps,” he said, “What you want, they got Stella.” (Artois)
“Pims and Lemon,” I
