That girl was such a prude, she wouldn’t let me fuck her on our wedding night. xnx The perfect place for a first kiss. Now hear me out. But here’s a lesson learned for y’all: guys, if you’re on a date with a hot-ish girl, and a waitress walks away from the table, don’t stare at her ass, as wiggly as it may be. Speaking of solid nines: I’m glad I noticed the little tap on the beer mat when waitress girl put our next round on the table. Have you ever seen a girl lie next to you, shaped to perfection, dripping with whatever you put inside her, clothes hanging off the bed, a look on her face that whispers I don’t know what just happened, but I want more of it, head resting on your chest, in fact: an overall appearance that just makes
