Even though it’s only 12 noon the barman doesn’t bat an eyelid, perhaps the place is a regular c/d hangout or perhaps he’s just being professional. Xxnx What the fuck have I signed up for?” I say as I fill the kettle. “You’re obsessed with fannies aren’t you?” Gemma asks. “Yeah, going off some of the sounds coming from her bedroom, it sounds as you’s are having a right old time, while I’m all alone in my bedroom having to make do with yet another wank”. “Three” she says giggling. “nope”
Slightly stunned silence? No actual fucking though, but of course you already knew all that”. “nope”
Slightly stunned silence? “I’m always thinking about your hairy minge”. I suppose you’re just the man are you?”. “Beer isn’t that bad” I tell him looking down at my tray of drinks.
