I’ll let you do it again when I go to bed. Xxnx I’d like to have her for dinner.”
My daughter slapped my arm again and said, “Dad you’re disgusting.” After a short pause she continued, “You really expect me to bring her home just so you can eat her pussy?”
Not realizing what she was talking about I said, “Huh.”
She wasn’t paying any attention to me at all and just kept talking, “She plays with herself in class. I’ve seen her masturbate right in English class and then she sucked her wet fingers afterwards.”
Just to be a wise ass I asked, “Do you suck your wet fingers after you masturbate?”
Without missing a beat she replied, “Sure I do, but not in my English class.” Apparently she got her ears and her mouth to work together and said, “Oh Dad, you’re disgusting.”
So I laughed and said, “I’m disgusting?