Let’s just say it was my dream cum true. The bed did all the work as we fucked. Xxnx “Ooh! The promotion to head of the mattress company was for my majority birthday just past. That beast took up our whole little bedroom almost, our place was so small at the time. My father saw that the only reason that adults didn’t have cradles was that there was no one to rock them to sleep. But not the adult me, the baby me was the one in that first black and white television commercial for the self-rocking canopy bed my father invented. It’s in our genes, and I don’t mean the Bougher’s family tree, I refer to the human genome. Dad knew the Cradle was there, as I had slept in it since I was six. Then I was manipulated to be seated on that saddle
