“Our conversation doesn’t concern you until I
tell you it does, understand?”
“Yes dear,” I said meekly. xnx “When you feel my finger up
your butt, stick out your tongue, and when I pull it out, pull
your tongue in, OK?”
“Do I have to?” I turned to my wife pleadingly. “Now tell me, how many feet do you see
now?”
“Just one,” I said, looking somewhat fearfully at the single
shiny black pointed toe shoe and wondering where the other toe would
land. “And, where is the other shoe dearie?” Jeannie said with a
snicker. “Now get upstairs,” she said. “Come right in, I’ve
been expecting you. “Step out of those things and make
it fast!”
“B-but in front of her?”
“Get out of those things now!”
Meekly, I obeyed, and hung Jeannie’s coat and my pants in the
hall closet.
