Adding he was sleeping in the guest room so I could not seduce him at six a.m. She’ll probably give me two more black eyes. xnx On the sixth day of Christmas, I looked at my true love and felt aroused sexually. Afterwards he wasn’t coming home until he was ready which meant to me, he was going to visit that his new lover for eight more hours of hot sex. You know the one, the floozy he’s been having an affair with for the past seven months. I already know four naughty words, but would have to learn three French ones, before I can tell her off. I then told her I cut up those five credit cards, and gave her my keys to the house. I wish I had filed that divorce decree earlier!
