“Bollocks sah,” I explained, “Easily removed, but a bugger to sew back on.”
“Are you threatening me Sergeant?” he asked. Xxnx Cowdray was made of different stuff and I am sure he fouled his breeches when I threatened his appendage at point blank range. “Why aren’t you down the pub with the chaps.”
“Begging your pardon sir.” I said awkwardly knowing I fitted in about as well as a polecat in a hen coop. The Colonel was in conference, and could not be disturbed, Pte Walker stood guard, “Can’t go in sarge he’s busy,” Walker said with a smirk. “Yes sah, good day sah!” I said and I took a step towards the door and showed the gun, whereupon he crashed to the floor senseless in a complete funk. “You’ve no idea have you, you stupid arrogant little bitch.” I explained and I pushed her down, pushed her
