“I needs the cash Johnno,” he says, “I ain’t gay nor nothing.”
“I’d rather starve mate,” I says, “I been screwing Sandra from next door,” I explained. Xxnx “Oh I do hope so!” she said like she fancied him or summat. “John,” she said, “Al says you two are going to hang some Pedos up by their bollocks.”
“Shit that’s supposed to be a secret!” I said. “I needs the cash Johnno,” he says, “I ain’t gay nor nothing.”
“I’d rather starve mate,” I says, “I been screwing Sandra from next door,” I explained. ==================================================
Tony wasn’t too chuffed when I reported back “Tied up on a porch isn’t hanging by the bollocks from a lamp post is it?” he explained reasonably. “Hang them from lamp posts by their bollocks?” he asked. Billy had hardly gone before the coppers called, Tony Mulholland and Sergeant Fforbes, “I’d like you to come
