“Well well spoken and intelligent are hardly criteria.” I explained, “I just want to pay my fifty pounds and not have someone turn up nine months pregnant in due course.”
She turned round to face me and sat on the edge of her desk. Xxx “I’m afraid the bed is more for sleeping than sex,” I apologised, “Oh an the door operates on palm prints so hard luck, and the en suite is through there so no pissing in the corner.”
She scowled at me, her back looked painful so I took the bottle of lotion Mrs Wilberforce had supplied and started to rub it into her back., “I’ll credit you a pound a lash so a hundred a day thats seven hundred pounds a week.”
“Oh god no,” she exclaimed, “no I can’t stand it, can’t we just have sex, four, five times a day.”
