This was my first boner. She told me a sweet new technique. Xxx I was wearing a white fedora and fucking rayban sunglasses. She said you can stick your entire finger down your peehole. “IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK!” I shouted out loud. Out of nowhere, a helicopter came down through the ceiling and president Bill “Fucking” Clinton hopped out with saxaphone in hand. Anyways, I got to PE and started my jog around the track, completely forgetting that my still soft penis was just jiggling around. I hated him so much. Pants still down, I sat next to my best friend Tamera. My mom walked in, laughing while she did so, and put the knife to my mouth. Her pussy was completely exposed, for no reason. I figured it was about time to try. “Get off your goddamn tamigatchi you faggot!” she screamed while wearing
