That evening without showering, Hugh went to a Karaoke bar to sing Ronnie James Dio songs. xnx “That Kenyan crypto- Muslim socialist antichrist son of a bitch is taxing the food out of my unborn Christian baby’s mouth.” began Hugh as he sucked Hugh’s shrunken tight nut sack into his warm neo-con Christian republican mouth and commenced tea bagging him. Well, funny you should ask!” replied Hugh. I get a lightheaded feeling of euphoria, a tightening of my scrotum and a swelling of my penis. In fact, Leslie looked like what one would image 90’s Icelandic pop singing sensation Bjork would look like if she was on a bus to Cleveland in 1987 with $11.83 in the pocket of her low rise 98% cotton 2 % spandex 5 pocket hip hugging soft cotton stretch denim tapered bootcut leg imported machine washable dark wash jeans.
